hey.. this is just a random update.. coz im just freaking bored.. xD
edit* i didnt know that hazel made a similar thing on this.. and i didnt copy.. (: im original..
as you can see.. this post is called boys vs girls or the other way round.. not being sexist.. hah!
basically.. im gonna rant on the good side and bad side of being a guy or a girl..
and guess what.. i got this inspiration when i was peeing in school today.. haha..
it wont be long tho.. just 10 things on the advantages and disadvantages on being a male or female..
so here goes..
Loo's
The good thing bout being a girl is, having a clean and sanitary wash room (where i got my inspiration from xD). Today i went in to the guys loo in school.. and boy you wouldn't wanna know what was in there.. it was a pile of POOP! floating in the bowl of the pee pee place.. and i decided to hit the other cubicle. My tracks stopped after i saw a dude.. peeing without shutting the door.. i thought it was empty so i was like *need to pee need to pee* and enters the cubicle an i almost bumped into the guy who doing his business.. >.<
colors
boy i hate arguing with colors.. it aint fair right.. for a guy to not wear pink.. and people will think their gay or something to wear pink.. and i hate un-opened minded people.. girls get to wear blue.. y cant we wear pink.. ):
Best friends
girls "so called" best friends comes to visit.. (: PMS, period, watever u call it.. yea.. it sucks to have that.. i cant possibly imagine going through it if i were a girl.. i pity u girls out there.. ): so boys.. be lucky that u dont have a best friend come looking for you on the certain time of the month.. xD
love
dating, confessing yea.. the bad thing bout being a boy is.. we have to confess and let out our feelings.. which is good in away lar.. but too all the low self esteem guys out there.. just let the words come out of your lungs.. it wouldn't hurt.. once a failure twice a winner.. (: right..? lool.. im crapping again.. >.<
baby's
pregnancy.. well.. don't really wanna talk much bout this topic.. scary.. mostly painful.. if u get what i mean.. xD were lucky to be guys..
shopping
girls get to shop and pretty much knows and has more fashion sense then a guy.. and they have more stamina then us to walk the whole mall.. eventhough were guys that works out.. hits the gym or go for sports.. we couldnt walk the whole mall because it isnt out thing.. well get bored.. tired.. and thus.. having cramps the next day.. i salute girls that shops till we drop.. and they have great sense in fashion and when guys shop.. we buy things that dont even match sometimes..
hair
guys has short hair which is totally awesome.. coz girls need to take at least an hour to dry their hair.. and its very hard to maintain a silky smooth long hair.. needs lots of care and love in it.. and guys dont even need to do a single thing bout their hair except shampoo-ing it.. xD
and our hair wont get spoiled if we sleep without clearing off the was, gel, clay etc from our hair..
Experience
girls aren't as strong as guys.. and guys are 10 times stronger then girls.. and we have more experience than girls in everything that has to do with the world.. we are wise in a way.. we are great cooks though.. if you haven't notice.. most of the cooks or chefs in AFC are guys.. xD
cash
girls dont need to spend a single cent when their on a date coz we guys.. are so gentleman enough to pay, buy everything that our date touches.. how lucky it is to be a girl.. people buy you expensive gifts.. >.<
lastly
authority
girls has to listen to guys.. simple as that.. xD
yea.. so thats pretty much about it.. my rant on being a boy and girl.. its pretty much one sided thought dont you think.. xD well duh.. im a guy.. i support my own gender..
but i dont look down on girls though.. they have helped me alot in a way.. (:
and i thanks them for that.. imagine a world without girls.. it would suck now wouldnt it.. (:
and im not triyng to be sexist or anything.. just bored much so im just doing it for fun..
love all you peeps out there..
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